Cosmetology/Cosmetologist
The license is fast. The ceiling is owning the chair.
The cheapest legitimate trade to enter. 10–18 months of school. The license is recognized in every state (with some transfer paperwork). You earn tips while you build a book — real money, in your pocket, same day.
Income is unstable for the first 2–3 years while you build clients. Most new stylists quit inside year one. Your school's state-board pass rate and clinic traffic matter way more than the brochure — go see the floor before you sign.
Tips are 20–30% of income for the first few years. Move from hourly booth to chair rental to owning your own shop to actually get paid. Most six-figure cosmos own, not work.
AI can't do your hair. Demand for in-person service has grown through every tech wave. The threat isn't automation — it's cheap tutorial videos and "DIY" culture eroding routine-cut volume.
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Email magic-link sign-in is coming next. For now Google handles the auth — we never see your password and we never ask for your age.